On a sunday morning?

So I have recently been watching "The Wire" and honestly I cannot get enough of the show.

The show has really made me want to enter the drug game.

Here are a few reasons why I would excel at being the most triflin, frightin, low down drug dealer.

1) I know how to talk like I am from the streets. Unlike most white people, I do not need an urban dictionary to run this shit. (That means run the operation)
2) What cop would ever suspect me of being a drug dealer? Have you seen me lately? Look at my cheeks
Who expects a Cabbage patch kid to sell them drugs? No one, I would get away clean!
3) I already have like three or four gansta names. For example: Lil Cheesy. If that doesn't scream drug overlord what does? I have also been called Lil Buns and Lil Tank. All as tough as the streets themselves.
4) I am a master of disguise!

For those of you who can not tell, that is me! I know hard to believe.
5) I have a pose that plays GTA like all the time. What better learning tool is there than grand theft auto on how to be a gansta?
6) Finally I have seen almost all of the episodes of The Wire and have watched the commentary. That show pretty much shows you how not to get caught.


Now I just need to find someone to give me a package.