Dreams really do come true

This is it everybody, I am off to the land of milk and honey.
Or commerce and fun!

Yep, Colin and I are going to Disney World again. Call it a re-union, Call it a great vacation spot, but please "Don't call it a come back"

This time we are going to dive into deep sea adventures in Sea World, and possibly try to conquer the majestic Blizzard Beach. There is a water slide that supposably makes you travel over 60 miles per hour. Not only will I test my own personal limits, but I will test the strength of my NEW Victoria's Secret bathing suit. I have a sneaky suspcion that the world of Disney will be seeing my boob pop out, but hey that is the definition of family fun.

Here are some things I expect to accomplish while in Florida:

-I will get sun burned on at least 80% of my body
-I will drunkly sing, not one but two Michael Jackson songs
-Watching my Grandpop (Which I will get to see, and Colin will get to meet) whistle while making his muscle dance
-Drink at least three bottles of some type of Whiskey
-Probably making out in one hotel pool
-Finding Walt Disney's frozen head and taking my picture with it while wearing mouse ears
-Getting four or five stretched pennies. I collect them, I even have a book

I have more but I actually have to work.
Gross.