"You can't scare a Christian with heaven"

Ok,
I am going to write about wing-ageddon,
but first...

I don't have television.
I am watching someone else's tv right now,and I am watching channel 48...

this program is incredible.

It is a "prayer" channel.
But you have to send a "passover" pledge,
either
70 dollars, 700 dollars, or 7000 dollars.

And if you give this money, god is going to put angels in your house and "be the enemy of your enemy"

God, really bless America...
I am watching people cry over this man speaking, and every other word is trying to get money from the viewers.

This breaks my heart.
I better pledge 70 dollars to get it fixed...