Ok,
I am feeling a little rejuvenated.
The low down on Wing-Ageddon this week.
We keep rocking McGillin's harder and harder everytime we roll in there.
This week the waitresses actually brought us tables and lined them up for us along the back wall.
Surly (that is the red haired waitress that is a little on the grumpy side) Was really pissed that we had so many people attend wing-ageddon this week that people had to stand around the table. She was also really pissed when we told our other waitress that we loved her. The other waitresses name is Jenny and we kept trying to play "Jenny" on the jukebox, but got too drunk to find it. Surly thought it was "rude" that we wanted Jenny to be our waitress so we could give her the great big tip.
The night started out kind of slow, the group trickled rather than showing up as an awesome super eating and drinking team.
However we started working that jukebox as soon as we got there. Greg the non-drinker ordered a pitcher of water (which was pretty funny), and he also drank blue cheese threw a straw.
One wrench in the whole operation was the business people at the end of the table. We were running out of seats fast and this group of people would not budge. So we did the only thing we knew how to do "rock" them away!
BUT
It back fired! The more we sang the rowdier the business group got. Once Bon Jovi started to blast out of the jukebox, the two groups formed into one. We had these middle age women screaming to the top of their lungs "Shot to the heart".
Greg (the only sober one) went and started dancing with these women with his pitcher of water. Surly was pissed. We laughed! It was a great time.
Towards the end the three business dudes Came and asked who made the "KICK ASS SHIRTS" (Direct quote)
I stood up and bowed, and they asked if I could make them one for next week. I said sure, you just have to come up with a wing name. I guess we will see next week if they can bring the noise.
Over-all quite an exciting time.
McGillin's survived another week of the Wing-Ageddon team, and none of us crashed our cars or died of alcohol poisoning!
We learned many lessons last night:
-Don't ever eat 37 wings, even if you want to win the championship
-Don't order lager pitchers, they are 4$ too many. We all know PBR sucks, but after you are drunk you can ignore it.
-Don't think you can out rock mid 40 year old women. You can't.
-Bon Jovi does bring people together
-You can get drunk off a pitcher of water.
-You can't drink 10 beers and eat 20 wings.
-Posing for pictures is ok, as long as you have lots of wing sauce on your face.
-If you love something, you make a tee-shirt for it.
-Making up nick names for said tee-shirt is completely appropriate!
-Who said artsy kids can't rock a bar like frat dudes.
-No one will out sing us. Many tried. Many failed.
-Wiping your hands on Wing-ageddon team members is necessary and appreciated.
ok.
There is a proper post.
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