I live my life like a B list celebrity

This weekend was ridiculous...

Friday, start drinking around 7ish after getting HUGE burritos
Five beers later Mario Party begins
Rum gets involved and so does my neighbor.

We make it world 7 on Mario, sans whistles!
All decide (or maybe just me) that we need to "nap"
because at 3 in the morning we have to drive Ruff Duffington to New York
because he needs to go to Japan
So he can slap a japanese business man.

Napping did not happen,
what happened was Rachael, him and myself goofed off with my cat
and acted a fool in my bed (not unlady like fools, like little kid sleep over fools)

So at three in the morning we departed for New York with a much needed trip to
WaWa.
Rory's flight was at 7:10
we made it
6:25 (yikes)

Rachael and I had no return directions
and at 7 in the morning
travelled around manhattan until we found a tunnel sign

MADE IT BACK BY 8:25!
(sorry duffy I drove the shit out of your car)
To make it back at Ant's Pants for breakfast by 9
and to the doctors by 10
(which made me a half hour late for my appointment)

To fall asleep at 1pm
to get up and go to a concert with the cyphers
to come back home
stay up till 4
to get up again and get breakfast
with kelly by 10

BUT
at 10am
I saw a HEAD ON COLLUSION!
where a driver was thrown OUT THEIR FRONT WINDOW!
so needless to say we made it to breakfast later than planned

After breakfast Kelly found a parcheesie game for free in a free box on someones porch (I know that is spelled wrong but I have never played the game...)
but I was told there no one could be "green" in the game because the pieces were missing
we went to some fantasy facial place at Rittenhouse
I denied the lady trying to give me free samples
because I saw how expensive those products are and I didn't want to get hooked!

After dropping Kelly off at the her house
I stopped by Rachael's and Shawna's
to find out
WE ARE ALL GOING TO THE TRACK.
So like surly old people we were down at the track
betting on ponies
I went down to get close to the horses
picked ALL the winners!
but didn't place any bets!

we ended up at a "red robin"
which I didn't like!
then back to Shawna's
to watch Arrested development
where I got tired and went home to take a nap
talked on the phone for a little bit
and went to bed.

strange weekend.